Paper Jam?
This is why the world has engineers… to make cool things like toast printers! The wall mounted contraption burns any image you want on each slice of bread with a 12 x 12 resolution.

That’s just too cool! Or is it hot? No word yet on price or availability. But we’ll keep you toasted posted.
Is it available for bagels?
Ist nacht required. Ve already haf post toasties. Post nein mas, danke.